Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
