You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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