After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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