Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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