Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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