we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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