dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
only if we run a train.
done.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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