Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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