so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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