i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
