Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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