i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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