You're completely useless in the revolution.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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