I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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