Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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