I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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