wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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