That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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