32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need to sanitize my soul.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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