Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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