Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
There's always time for handjobs
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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