in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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