Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
whose parrot is this?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
