She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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