Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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