would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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