Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I understand Curling. That high.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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