And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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