i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize