I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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