arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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