I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Farmville is her only friend.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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