Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Are we still banned from the library?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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