so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
whose parrot is this?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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