on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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