forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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