i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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