It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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