OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Randomize
