also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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