Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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