Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My sheets look like a crime scene.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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