i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Randomize
