There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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