check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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