so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I wish I only lived at night.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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