Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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