I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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