I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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