chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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