google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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