She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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