Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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